Inspired by a comment on Dr. Violet Sock’s blog, I have composed the following:

There once was a feminist who farted
And many shocked people started
Oh, said the boys
Such unladylike noise
But still, she kept her legs parted.

How could she do such a thing
And make her little butt sing
She should keep mum
That sound in her bum
And never let naturalness ring

No, she would never avoid beans
Just to prevent noise from her jeans
A fart was a fart
Just a sound for a start
Besides, she enjoyed eating greens.

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