It really sucks when you help someone with a difficult legal issue in an area in which you have little expertise, in an area of law in which you have absolutely no interest, but manage to do so well enough that they, and everyone else they know, starts asking you related questions forcing you to spend even more time learning an area of law that simply bores you to tears and thus inadvertently becoming a quasi-expert so that every damn future question on the topic will always and forever be placed in your inbox.

Just shoot me now.